Our current bookkeeper doesn’t like being called a bookkeeper. So this person applying must like being called a bookkeeper. They need to know how to keep books. Like financial ones, not like their copy of Harry Potter.

Pay is $1/day, 3 days per month, 2 months per year. Salary is not negotiable. It’s fixed. Our board chair set it and no one likes him. He’s kind of mean. Cute, but mean. He’s not that cute. He’s bald.

You have to be able to count as well in this job. So watch some Sesame Street if needed first.

The member services person does bookkeeping now but she hates being called a bookkeeper. So we need someone who loves that job title.